Sometimes it is necessary to laugh when the subject of foreclosure comes up!

If you are facing a foreclosure, we realize it it NOT a laughing matter! In fact, we are here to help do everything that we can to STOP Kalamazoo foreclosures, so give us (The Veenstra Team) a call and we will help you determine your options to Stop Your Foreclosure.  We are at 269-350-5514.

BUT, we also know that sometimes laughter helps relieve tension…..so, enjoy a couple minutes of laughter to release some of that tension ….and then give us a call at 269-350-5514!

Here are a few tension breakers!
1. “I have a temporary mortgage.”
“What do you mean temporary?”
“Until they foreclose.”

2. REALTOR, “First you folks tell me what you can afford, then we’ll have a good laugh and go on from there.”

3. If you think no one cares you’re alive, miss a couple of house payments.

4.  If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.

5.  This country is great. It’s the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.

Thanks for reading!
Your Kalamazoo Real Estate Short Sale Team
Jason Veenstra, Kalamazoo REALTOR
David Veenstra, Kalamazoo REALTOR

Phone: (269) 350-5514. CLICK HERE TO EMAIL US.

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The Veenstra Team specializes in helping homeowners STOP Foreclosure, and short sales in Kalamazoo Michigan.

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